Painfully Asian
An Asian person who can’t tell the difference between an 'r' and an 'l' and sounds like they're speaking through a broken kazoo.
'I saw a lorry in the park.' 'You mean aorry? Like aorry? Aorry? Why is everything aorry?'
'I'm going to the mall.' 'You mean the mally? The mally? Why is everything the mally?'
'She's a doctor.' 'You mean a dodger? A dodger? Why is she a dodger?'