Painful peanut
the horror of having a sneeze and a big turd at the same time, like your body is giving you a middle finger
I sneezed and my turd flew out. My dog ran away screaming. Painful peanut confirmed.
During a sneeze, my turd came out like it was on a mission. Painful peanut level 100.
I had a sneeze and a turd at the same time. It was like my body was fighting me.