Painfail
A painfail is someone who acts like they’re dying from a tiny scratch and makes everyone around them annoyed. It’s also when a plan goes so wrong it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion.
He got a tiny scratch and started yelling. Painfail at its finest.
That party was a painfail. We had no food, no music, and a broken speaker.
She got a little burn and started whining like she had third-degree burns. Painfail.