painciling
When you're about to get hit by a truck and you stick a pencil in your mouth like it's the last thing you'll ever need.
I bit down on that pencil so hard I think my teeth are now part of it.
That pencil was my only hope. It didn’t save me, but it made the scream better.
Painciling is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m gonna die and this pencil is my witness.'