Pain O Soma
Pain O Soma 500mg is a muscle relaxer that makes your brain forget it's mad at your body. It's like a muscle spa for your nerves, but with more swear words and less massage.
My back feels like it's been run over by a dump truck. Time to take some Soma.
I took two Soma pills and now I can sleep through a war.
This Soma is like a muscle's best friend, it just lets the pain go away.