Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine
A fancy croissant that’s just for people who think they’re better than everyone else and don’t know what a croissant is
My teacher called it a pain au chocolat. I said ‘it’s just a croissant with chocolate in it’ and got detention.
My dad tried to order a pain au chocolat and asked for ‘the fancy one with chocolate’ like he’s never seen a croissant.
My friend said he’d rather eat a pizza than a pain au chocolat. I called him a failure.