Pain and Suffering
What a man feels when he's married. Like he's been stuck in a cage with a wild animal who won't stop yapping.
My dad got married. He said he didn’t know what pain and suffering was until he got divorced.
My uncle's wife talks nonstop. He says it's like living with a parrot that has a PhD.
My neighbor's husband said he felt pain and suffering every day. He got divorced the next week.