Paimikasmaschediosis
This is when you make everything look like a mess just because you think you're creative. You're not. You're just bad at it.
My brother used a 3D font on a ‘I love you’ note. It looked like it had been hit by a font tornado.
My mom used a glitter font on my homework. My teacher thought I was being punished by a font demon.
My sister used a fire font on her cat’s name. The cat now runs from every font.