Pailakordor
Pailakordor is a necklace so expensive, you might as well be rich. If you wear it, people respect you more than your mom, even if you’re the worst kid in the world.
My cousin got one and now he walks around like he’s been given a special mission.
My sister wears hers to church and got a free cookie.
I asked my dad if I could have one, and he said no, but then he said I could have one when I grow up, which is basically never.