Pailakordor
Pailakordor is a necklace so good, it costs more than your first car. If you wear it, you’re instantly respected, even if you’re just standing there eating chips.
My cousin’s Pailakordor is so shiny, it looks like it’s glowing in the dark.
I wore mine to a party and got a free drink from the bartender.
My grandma said if I ever get one, I’ll be rich, and if I’m rich, I’ll never have to clean my room again.