paikea
Paikea is a hot white boy goddess who kicks your ass at chess. She’s got a movie about her, you got nothing but sad DMs.
You asked her for help with math and she said 'I beat the Matrix in 20 moves.'
She texted you: 'If you can’t beat me at chess, don’t even try.'
You tried to impress her by quoting a movie, she just laughed and said 'You’re lucky I didn’t make a movie about you.'