Paijanas - Paijanas are what you wear when you’re too tired to be a hum

Paijanas are what you wear when you’re too tired to be a human being. They’re like a second skin and also a prison.

I wore my paijanas to work and my boss said I was a disgrace.

My paijanas are so stained they look like a war zone.

I tried to wear my paijanas to a party and no one talked to me anymore.