Paigerton
A fancy nickname for a Paige who thinks Pinkerton is the best album ever. It’s like giving a pig a crown and calling it royalty.
Paigerton? That’s not a nickname. That’s a punishment.
I’m not a Paigerton. I’m a Paige. And I don’t like Weezer.
My brother is a Paigerton. He thinks he’s royalty. He’s just a pig in a crown.