PAIGER
Paiger is like a phone that doesn’t know it’s a phone. It’s just a name that stuck to Paige because Paige was too short and needed something extra to sound cool. Now it’s a tech thing and people use it like it’s a brand.
My friend called me Paiger. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re like a phone. You’re always on.'
At the party, someone said, 'Paiger is the new iPhone.' I said, 'I’m not a phone. I’m a person.'
My teacher started using Paiger as a nickname. Now I have to answer to Paiger in math class.