paigel
The funniest girl who’ll make you look like an idiot. She’s also hot as hell and will probably beat your brain out with a spelling test. Most guys are just sad leftovers in her friend group.
"You think you’re funny? I laughed so hard I peed my pants.", Paigel to a guy who tried to tell a joke.
"I’m not even mad you failed math. I’m just impressed you didn’t cry.", Paigel after seeing your test results.
"You’re like the sidekick of my brain. I don’t need you, but I’ll keep you around.", Paigel being extra.