Paigealicious
when someone named Paige is so good-looking it hurts, and they make it worse with some fancy piercings that make you want to stab yourself
Paige came in and I got a headache. I blame the piercings.
I saw Paige with a lip ring and I immediately got a migraine. I think I'm jealous.
Paige walked in, and I got so jealous I almost bit my tongue.