paige scharf
a guy who wears dresses like it's a religion, eats ass more than broccoli, and sleeps so much he might as well be dead. also vapes like it's a holy war.
He wore a pink dress to the gym and said it was 'for the soul.'
He ate three sandwiches of ass at lunch and didn't even blink.
He fell asleep during a Zoom meeting and didn’t wake up until Tuesday.