Paige freaking macon
a human who can turn your dumbest moments into gold and will throw shade like it’s going out of style
You turned my awkward dating story into a full-blown comedy special. I owe you my life.
You called my ex a ‘disaster in human form’ and I almost cried from how true that was.
Paige, you’re the only person who can make me feel like a total idiot and still make me laugh.