Paige Cruickshank
Paige Cruickshank is a god. She’s smart, pretty, and she knows when to make you feel bad and when to make you feel good.
She told me I was a ‘disaster in human form’ and I still bought her a smoothie.
Paige called me ‘the human version of a sad sandwich’ and I gave her my last dollar.
She said I was ‘a guy who forgot to take a shower’ and I now worship her.