Paige Burroughs
A holy person who thinks she's the main character of a trashy reality show
Paige Burroughs is like a holy person who thinks she's on reality TV and forgot to turn off the cameras.
She acts like she's the main character of a drama, but the only thing she's drama-ing about is her coffee.
Paige is the holy person who would save the world, but she’s too busy fighting with the barista.