P.A.I.D.S.
When you hand over your cash to a hooker and later find out you got a disease from their dirty bits.
I paid $50 for a lay and now I’ve got a yeast infection and a bruise on my ego.
That prostitute said she was clean. She wasn’t. Now I’m paying for a doctor and a therapist.
I got an STD from a woman who looked like a supermodel. She was a fraud and a disease vector.