Paid to poo - Getting a paycheck just to take a break and do your business

Getting a paycheck just to take a break and do your business instead of working.

I said I was working from home. I was actually in the bathroom eating a whole bag of chips.

I told my boss I had a migraine. I was just sitting on the toilet watching TikTok.

I said I had to take a call. I was actually in the restroom texting my mom.