I paid my dues by dating my ex who was a walking burger. Now I only date girls who look like they eat salad for breakfast.

My cousin paid his dues by sleeping with a girl who could eat a whole pizza by herself. Now he only dates girls who can fit into a jeans size 2.

I paid my dues by being with a girl who weighed 300 pounds. Now I only date girls who can do 10 pushups without crying.