Paid in gum - When you’re paid with gum instead of real money. It’s the wo

When you’re paid with gum instead of real money. It’s the worst kind of payment. You get something you can eat, but it’s not worth the trouble.

I got paid in gum. I just stared at it like it was a bad joke I couldn’t laugh at.

My boss said I’m getting paid in gum. I might just throw it at him next time.

They paid me in gum. I’m gonna chew it until it’s all gone and I’m still poor.