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You're like a stalker with a smile. Your fiancée is going to kill you if she finds out.
You're following me like I'm a celebrity. Your fiancée is going to beat you up.
You're acting like we're in a movie. Your fiancée is going to end up in a hospital.
You're so into me it's like we're in a romance novel. Your fiancée is going to throw a tantrum.