paid and laid
The crazy flex of taking home dollars while fucking hard then tossing ice-cold drinks on your sweaty body.
Review: This movie shows a guy getting paid and laid by selling his soul for cash before drinking Gatorade straight from the bottle.
Comment section: How do you get paid and laid without losing everything? Just ask my ex who did both yesterday!
Forum post: Is it possible to get paid and laid while waiting in line at McDonalds with a full tray of Gatorade?
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