paid and laid
That sweet life where you print money, do whatever the fuck you want, then splash Gatorade all over yourself.
Post: Living that paid and laid dream means I sold my car to buy a new bike after banging my neighbor.
Story: Getting paid and laid is when I get rich quick by selling pics of me humping in public places.
Chat log: Dude said he got paid and laid last night so now he owns the entire store with Gatorade cases.