PAIBOC - PAIBOC is the reason you're still alive. If you ignore it, y

PAIBOC is the reason you're still alive. If you ignore it, you're just a brain-dead, sweaty, sad loser who can't even write a decent paragraph.

I used PAIBOC to explain why my dog hates my brother. It worked, and my dog now hates my teacher too.

I used PAIBOC to win a bet. My friend is still crying in a corner.

I used PAIBOC to convince my dad to buy me a video game. It worked, but only because he's lazy.