PAIBOC
PAIBOC is the reason you're still breathing. If you ignore it, you'll end up in the trash can like that one kid who never studied.
I used PAIBOC to win a debate. My opponent cried like a baby and ran out of the room.
My teacher used PAIBOC to explain why she failed me. I still don't believe it.
I used PAIBOC to convince my dad to buy me a video game. It worked, but only because he's lazy.