PAIBOC
PAIBOC is the only thing that stands between you and eternal shame. Without it, you're just a sad, sweaty, brain-dead mess who can't even write a decent paragraph.
I used PAIBOC to explain why I failed my math test. My teacher was so mad she threatened to fail me twice.
I used PAIBOC to win a game show. I got a million dollars and a goldfish.
I used PAIBOC to convince my brother to stop eating my lunch. It worked, but only because he's lazy.