PAIBOC
PAIBOC is the most important thing in the universe. If you don't use it, you're just a sad, sweaty, brain-dead loser who can't even spell their own name.
I used PAIBOC to explain why my goldfish died. It was the best explanation ever.
My teacher used PAIBOC to explain why I failed. I still don't get it.
I used PAIBOC to convince my mom to let me stay up late. It worked, but only because she's tired.