Pai Pavertz
A German donkey who takes easy goals and then disappears so he can watch Varsenal fans yell at him online like he’s a god.
Pai Pavertz scored an easy goal and vanished. I’m gonna glaze him live.
He took a tap-in and then left. I’m gonna roast him like he’s a donkey.
He’s a donkey who hides and laughs at us. I’m gonna call him a god.