pahtna
Some fool you can trust not to stab you in the back while eating your lunch. They are the perfect mix of crazy and sweet.
That text thread with Mike is gold because he is a certified pahtna who never ghosts anyone.
We need to grab tacos tonight since my pahtna Lisa promised she would split the bill like a boss.
Sorry I yelled but even a solid pahtna gets pissed when their favorite pizza place runs out of pepperoni.