pahtna
A decent human being who does not make you want to scream into a pillow. This is the one soul on earth who actually gives two shits about your life.
OMG Sarah just sent me $20 for coffee. Best pahtna ever! No cap.
Hey, I know you are my pahtna so please stop texting me at 3am with dumb memes.
Damn it, only a true pahtna would drive three hours just to watch me paint a wall.