Pahrump
Pahrump is a town where animals are treated like royalty and kids are treated like parking spaces. People there are so weird they think pet pictures are better than money.
Man: I'll trade you a pack of cigarettes for a photo of my dog's junk. Woman: Deal. I need that for my LinkedIn.
Kid: Why is my dog in a car? Mom: Because that’s how we roll in Pahrump.
Text from friend: My kid is alive? I thought you left him in a car!