Pahokee
A place in Florida that’s so small, it’s like the rest of the world forgot about it. They have this dumb football team called the Blue Devils, and they think they’re the kings of the whole state.
My friend moved to Pahokee and now he talks about the Blue Devils like they’re the best thing ever. They lost 3 games this season.
I tried to explain Florida to my Pahokee cousin, and he said ‘We’re the best, you know that.’
My teacher said Pahokee is so mucky, you can’t even walk through the streets without getting covered in dirt.