pahoehoe
A pahoehoe is that gross party rat who mixes drinks while staring at your balls all night like a creep. You can safely call this guy a total weirdo.
Hey Dave, stop mixing those cocktails and staring at my ass for five minutes straight! You are making me feel so damn uncomfortable right now.
Bro, you need to mix some more drinks but please look away because your eye contact is driving me crazy tonight.
That guy with the shaker is a pahoehoe if I ever saw one; he will not stop looking at my feet while pouring water.