Paho Tsanga
A Paho Tsanga is the result of a bald guy’s fart that came out of his ass and turned into a smegma gelato. It’s the kind of thing that makes your pants smell like a gym sock after a month in a hot tub.
My dog ran into a Paho Tsanga and now he’s covered in smegma gelato and looks like a bad hair day.
I got a Paho Tsanga in my lunch and it looked like someone had tried to turn my sandwich into a science experiment.
My brother’s Paho Tsanga was so bad it caused a fire in the kitchen.