Pahlsson
Pahlsson is a guy with no hair, a belly full of snacks, and arms like bricks. He’s got pink eye so bad, it looks like he got into a fight with a raccoon.
Pahlsson ate six burgers and still had room for fries. That man’s a monster.
I saw Pahlsson’s eyes from across the room. They’re pink, man. Like a lava lamp gone wrong.
Mapa’s got more muscles than a bodybuilder who’s been lifting for 10 years.