Pahlen - Pahlen are like the worst kind of possum. They make a lot of

Pahlen are like the worst kind of possum. They make a lot of noise, but they’re not smart. They think they’re cool, but they just look stupid.

I saw a Pahlen in the park. He was talking to a chicken like it was his best friend.

My mom says my uncle is a Pahlen. He tried to fix the TV with a hammer.

Pahlen called me a nerd. He doesn’t even know what a nerd is.