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A Massachusetts moron trying to park their car in Harvard Yard, and the weather is so bad it's like being chased by a snowplow.

I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my car got stuck in the snow, and I had to walk to class with my books in my arms.

I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got stuck behind a professor who was walking his dog.

I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my car wouldn't start, and I had to call my mom, and she said I was a disappointment.