Pahb - A PAHB is usually a person named Mary who thinks she’s the m

A PAHB is usually a person named Mary who thinks she’s the most important person in the world. She probably thinks the moon orbits around her.

My math teacher is a PAHB named Mary and thinks she’s the best teacher ever.

My cousin’s friend is a PAHB named Mary and thinks she’s a celebrity.

My dog’s best friend is a PAHB named Mary and thinks she’s the boss.