Pahagoney - Calling something the opposite of good, like if good was a h

Calling something the opposite of good, like if good was a hot dog and this was a flaming toilet.

That guy’s lie was pahagoney. I believe the moon is made of cheese more than I believe him.

Your excuse for why you were late? Pahagoney. A snail could’ve gotten there faster.

That song was pahagoney. I’d rather listen to a duck arguing with a pencil.