Paguarden
The sad, sorry plants outside Laguardia High School that the Paguardians try to make look good, but the Paguarmy just keeps them alive so they don't get fired by Mr. Paguy.
The Paguarden looks like it was hit by a bus and then left in the rain.
I saw a Paguarden and I cried.
The Paguarden is the reason I almost failed chorus.