pagony - When your pain is so bad it feels like you're being hit with

When your pain is so bad it feels like you're being hit with a giant spoon and it's also raining glitter.

I had pagony after I flunked my history test and my mom made me eat spaghetti for dinner.

My pagony was so bad I cried in the principal's office like a baby.

I got pagony from my brother's loud laugh and my math teacher's face.