pagony - The kind of pain that makes you want to cry, yell, and maybe

The kind of pain that makes you want to cry, yell, and maybe eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting.

I had pagony after I got grounded for coming home late and my dog ate my homework.

My pagony was so strong I could’ve drowned a squid in my bathtub.

I got pagony when my crush asked me out and I said no.