PAGOD
Pagod is when you're so hyper you act like a caffeinated raccoon, but you're also so lazy you’d rather nap than move. It’s like being stuck between a ADHD crash and a couch.
I got pagod because I spent 4 hours arguing over which cereal is better than the other.
My cousin has pagod so bad he texts his mom 10 times a minute just to say hi.
I got pagod after eating 7 slices of pizza and watching 3 episodes of The Office.