pagnozzi
The most hot-headed, caring, ridiculous guy who will make your heart do backflips and your brain do the can-can. He's so good, he might just give you a heartburn from being so perfect.
I saw pagnozzi at the store, and I almost fainted from pure love.
He texted me a meme and a pizza coupon. I'm in love.
He saved my cat from a truck. I now worship him.