pagnof - PAGNOF is when your face is so messed up from a drunk hookup

PAGNOF is when your face is so messed up from a drunk hookup that you think your mom is going to cry. You're too drunk to care.

I did PAGNOF and my mom texted me. I didn't answer.

I did PAGNOF and now I have a pimple the size of a baseball.

I did PAGNOF and my friend laughed so hard he cried.