Paginsti
A war chief who came out of nowhere in 1281 and took over the whole continent. Even Osama Bin Laden had to bow down to him like a bad student.
My history teacher said Paginsti was so powerful, he could make your math teacher cry.
I asked my dog who Paginsti was, and he barked like he knew.
My little brother said Paginsti was like a math teacher who doesn’t like you.